Blimey

Well thanks for reminding me. I do have some friends its just I don't choose to tell them about this. And why the heck would I want to do that anyway.

Look there goes Yaful. In a BLUE coat. Makes you want to run up and colour his face in with red felt tip. Yeeeee Harrrr !!!

Mints gone also. Lets keep our eye out for the poison dwarf to make her exit also.

Nothingness. Forever......

Lets take to the streets, you and I can live with the freaks but like Bonny and Clyde we're free, don't say there's nothing between us.

You see I have a ghost..... Everyone does but mine is worse. Its blonde and it won't leave me alone. It seeps back into my soul after I kept leaving it behind somewhere else for good. I've left it in the sauna at the gym, I've left it on the slopes of the swiss alps. I thought leaving it in another country would stop it following me for good but it hasn't. I've tried everything but will it leave me alone ? Will it heck....

So then. What next....

Our first contestant. We'll call him Professer Yaful. Grey haired and snooty. Nose raised in the air. Wears an horrendous jumper on Fridays that make him look even more of a jerk than he already is. Thinks his children are perfect but I'm secretly hoping one of them becomes a drug addict to wreck his perfect world. Everton supporter. Utter prat more like it. Appears to be doing something with VBA but can't for the life of me work out what it is and whether it really is of any use to the business in the long run. Constantly buzzing around Mint (we'll introduce him later in the story). A pathetic excuse of a man living in todays society thinking he is better than the majority. I despise the man. He makes my skin crawl when he approaches. Never talks to you unless you provide so little trinket from a holiday for the masses to munch on then goes through the plainly awful process of asking how the holiday went. Couldn't ask before the goodies were dished out could he ? Heres hoping his daughter gets addicted to crack asap. Cruel I know for someone I've never met but who cares. I wouldn't if I were reading this.

How many people do you know that are just the same in your work place ?

Oh yes, he always wears blue. Never wears red ! Wonder why ?

Enough. Its noon. Lunch time. Mint will be heading off for his lunch time snack of poisoned scottish dwarf (Wink Wink). The elderly will fall asleep around me. The seconds tick by.