It is jolly good fun and the trip in the back of the police van isn't bad either.
London Fields - Gave up. Bored
Bit of a blur - Started. Surprisingly good.
Work - Shite as ever. Work colleagues are a nightmare. Mouthy cockney driving me insane. Thank god she has two weeks holiday.
Love - Started fancying sister in law. Not good. Not that attractive and I think her noughts are shrinking. One heck of a pot belly too. The girl has no idea with men. I feel like educating her but can't be asked.
Fun - Nintendo Wii. Excellent fun. Rather childish but jolly good fun none the less.
Music - Graham Coxon, 1st blur album, Thunder Laughing on judgement day but I've now realised why I sold it all those years ago. A third gear album.
Gigs - Police. Nowt else. I'm getting old and need a seat. Can't hack standing anymore.
Watch - Sopranos 1st series. And I thought I had problems.... Nothing compare to poor old Tony. Someone tell me where the Bada bing club is ??
Holidays - What holidays ? I have an autistic kid to look after whilst the mrs goes charging off to enjoy herself here there and everywhere.
I want to leave here. I need to be back in London town. I went back a few weeks ago and couldn't believe how at peace with the world I had suddenly become.
I strolled through Clapham common and headed down a street I should have gone down 16 years ago. I should have gone there but I didn't. I chose a different path. Right, wrong ??? I dunno
There you go. Finished. I leave you with Nelson from the simpsons most famous words .... Ha Ha. How pathetic I feel
]]>Whenever I'm bored or down I look up at the sky and everything doesn't seem so bad after all.
]]>Can you not find something better to waste nearly £500 on. Come on people its not worth it. You can get the same model in the states for just over £300 !!
Don't do it boys and girls
]]>May 2nd Brett Anderson - Manchester
Oct 15th The Police - MEN Arena
Also the British Formula 1 GP. Slumming it this year with the other beggers on July 8th.
I'm finally going to get to see the Police.
Me one happy bunny. Hooray
]]>I then watched another woman through my own RVM at a set of traffic lights. A silver ford focus she did drive, definitely older, plumper but still attractive. She was doing exactly the same things inside her car as the woman I commented on previously.
Do all attractive women behave this way in a car ? Maybe its all the ugly ones who just sit there watching time go by.
]]>I remain ever hopeful that we will get something new and improved running "the most powerful nation in the world" but something inside makes me think that they'll play it safe......
Am I wrong ??? I do hope so. A President of a different creed could be waht we need in our hour on need yes indeed or am I on weed ??
Seriously, can BO really do the biz ??:
]]>I have trouble reading books. I love the idea of reading books but just can't manage to get round to reading one. I buy them but I don't read them. Perhaps I should pay someone to read my books, provide me with a summary and a warm glow of achievement.
]]>It is jolly good fun and the trip in the back of the police van isn't bad either.
I am daft. I must have more money than sense.......
Sense or cents....
I don't like supermarkets. They are too powerful.
]]>Its name is Elder one. Its welsh in origin. Balding. Walks like charlie chaplin i.e. Has crapped himself, and sleeps for hours during the afternoon at his desk. He can regularly be found with runny egg on his chin which he has procured from the establishments canteen that morning. Egg can also be found on the collar of his shirt, his tie and dropped on his trousers. This will remain there for months on end as it does not seem that elder one has developed the ability to "wash his own clothes".
This is also the man who buys cheap trousers and staples them to the right length and regularly can be seen walking down the office with the said trousers falling off revealing todays off white selection of underpants. Oh yes, I forgot.... He smells a bit also.
When you ask Elder one does he know his Y fronts are showing, he simply replies "You shouldn't be looking". What a man.... The ladies must crawl around him when he descends on Wrexham at the weekends.
He also takes great pride in not using any heating over the winter and has had the elctric board out to check his meter becuase they do not believe he uses so little power.
The said creature although lovable and generally inoffensive really should be put down to spare us from the inevitable "commando" incident that will surely happen in the future. Whoops I forgot to put them on.
I rate him higher than Yaful
]]>Look there goes Yaful. In a BLUE coat. Makes you want to run up and colour his face in with red felt tip. Yeeeee Harrrr !!!
Mints gone also. Lets keep our eye out for the poison dwarf to make her exit also.
]]>Lets take to the streets, you and I can live with the freaks but like Bonny and Clyde we're free, don't say there's nothing between us.
You see I have a ghost..... Everyone does but mine is worse. Its blonde and it won't leave me alone. It seeps back into my soul after I kept leaving it behind somewhere else for good. I've left it in the sauna at the gym, I've left it on the slopes of the swiss alps. I thought leaving it in another country would stop it following me for good but it hasn't. I've tried everything but will it leave me alone ? Will it heck....
So then. What next....
Our first contestant. We'll call him Professer Yaful. Grey haired and snooty. Nose raised in the air. Wears an horrendous jumper on Fridays that make him look even more of a jerk than he already is. Thinks his children are perfect but I'm secretly hoping one of them becomes a drug addict to wreck his perfect world. Everton supporter. Utter prat more like it. Appears to be doing something with VBA but can't for the life of me work out what it is and whether it really is of any use to the business in the long run. Constantly buzzing around Mint (we'll introduce him later in the story). A pathetic excuse of a man living in todays society thinking he is better than the majority. I despise the man. He makes my skin crawl when he approaches. Never talks to you unless you provide so little trinket from a holiday for the masses to munch on then goes through the plainly awful process of asking how the holiday went. Couldn't ask before the goodies were dished out could he ? Heres hoping his daughter gets addicted to crack asap. Cruel I know for someone I've never met but who cares. I wouldn't if I were reading this.
How many people do you know that are just the same in your work place ?
Oh yes, he always wears blue. Never wears red ! Wonder why ?
Enough. Its noon. Lunch time. Mint will be heading off for his lunch time snack of poisoned scottish dwarf (Wink Wink). The elderly will fall asleep around me. The seconds tick by.
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