Let us move onto the second species that is housed in this zoo.
Its name is Elder one. Its welsh in origin. Balding. Walks like charlie chaplin i.e. Has crapped himself, and sleeps for hours during the afternoon at his desk. He can regularly be found with runny egg on his chin which he has procured from the establishments canteen that morning. Egg can also be found on the collar of his shirt, his tie and dropped on his trousers. This will remain there for months on end as it does not seem that elder one has developed the ability to "wash his own clothes".
This is also the man who buys cheap trousers and staples them to the right length and regularly can be seen walking down the office with the said trousers falling off revealing todays off white selection of underpants. Oh yes, I forgot.... He smells a bit also.
When you ask Elder one does he know his Y fronts are showing, he simply replies "You shouldn't be looking". What a man.... The ladies must crawl around him when he descends on Wrexham at the weekends.
He also takes great pride in not using any heating over the winter and has had the elctric board out to check his meter becuase they do not believe he uses so little power.
The said creature although lovable and generally inoffensive really should be put down to spare us from the inevitable "commando" incident that will surely happen in the future. Whoops I forgot to put them on.
I rate him higher than Yaful
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